East and West Don't Always Meet

I'm generally pretty good with medical advice--doc says to do or take this, and I'm good about following orders. Not so good about getting to the doc, but once I'm there I stay pretty short and narrow.

But I'm erring.

Flagrantly.

"In the morning, before breakfast--you eat breakfast, yeah?--crack three eggs into a glass of whole milk and stir in some yogurt. Drink this everyday before breakfast, lunch, and dinner, okay?"

Keep in mind that they don't refrigerate anything but beverages in these parts, so about half the eggs you crack are bleeding, growing feathers, or growing some serious stank.

I just can't do it.