There was an argument involving a scooter, a staircase, and a spigot. My face lost.

I was lucky--barely a chip in an incisor, and half my face swollen around a mean looking scab. Which is nice because my pasty skin and blond hair received so little attention anyway.

What's truly fun is that I'm getting an achy cold on top of it while on notice for being too quiet and underenthusiastic in the classroom. Whee!