Just in case it wasn't obvious

Not a real bright idea to hold the new bottle of hydrochloric/citrus
bathroom cleaner right under your nose to give a squeezy sniff test.

I mean to say, "Thai food and contact lenses don't mix," but I have to
keep qualifying it:
Eating Thai food doesn't mix with contact lenses.
Nor does preparing Thai food.
And then there's wearing them in the combination of heat and humidity
and pollution.
So maybe it's more 'thailand and contacts don't mix.' But why stop
there?
Thailand and health are a losing combination.

Remember, this is Thailand: you can't just pick up your camera and
shoot without first scraping the mold off of all reflective surfaces

Even if you're really hungry and the corn is really good, even if the
first bite goes through the entire, tender cobb and you discover that
you can eat it like a hotdog, biting straight through the fresh cobb
that's already young and tender before steaming and a salt bath, even
if it tastes all the more delicious with pig whatnots, it is a bad,
bad idea. As you'll discover tomorrow.

Can always tell the newbie by phrases like "someone's going to eat
that? A person? But there are flies on it!"

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